The Coffee Masheen, She Has Arrived
And tomorrow morning, I'm going to be having Kenyan AA as bubbled through the Moccamaster. I like that name. Moccamaster. I am Master of my Mocca!
I'd better stop that. It's starting to sound a little too much like Cornholio.
Are you threatening me? I need mocca for my master!
I'll try to take pictures.
Aaaeeeeee! Cornholio needs a coffee enema for his bunghole!
ReplyDeleteMake just enough coffee to drink in one sitting. Don't leave any extra lying around... could be trouble.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guacamole and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to "Neti Pot" it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bathroom. Oopsie.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a coffee enema lovingly administered by Cornholio to clear up a bout of gagging and puking...
ReplyDeleteTake pictures, or do not. There is no "try".
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