Hey BlogDog.. You're are one of them thar' Obama haters..maybe you can help..how do I get one of them thar' $50.00 US Government "End of Life Pills"? ( I'll take a hundred) and while we're at it..I NEED to be on one them " Elderly Death Committees.. you got connections..hook me up?
You tap twice (no more!) on the door at that address I gave you. Wear a "Hulk Hogan" Tee shirt and headscarf. Slip twenty dollars in two dollar bills through slot and you'll get hooked up. Mention my name and you get a complimentary facial peel.
I did neglect to say, however, that their idea of a "facial peel" is to use very large and very sharp knives to actually peel your face off. It's sort of a variation on our beloved Native Americans taking scalps. Only more so.
Hey BlogDog..
ReplyDeleteYou're are one of them thar' Obama haters..maybe you can help..how do I get one of them thar' $50.00 US Government "End of Life Pills"? ( I'll take a hundred) and while we're at it..I NEED to be on one them " Elderly Death Committees..
you got connections..hook me up?
You tap twice (no more!) on the door at that address I gave you. Wear a "Hulk Hogan" Tee shirt and headscarf. Slip twenty dollars in two dollar bills through slot and you'll get hooked up.
ReplyDeleteMention my name and you get a complimentary facial peel.
Spatial feel?
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. You said facial peel. Sorry.
I did neglect to say, however, that their idea of a "facial peel" is to use very large and very sharp knives to actually peel your face off. It's sort of a variation on our beloved Native Americans taking scalps. Only more so.
ReplyDelete(*sniff..sniff*) seems to be sumpin' in the air..could it be..Virginia's Secession from the Union?
ReplyDeleteIf only!
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