Today's Riddle
What's the difference between ACORN and ENRON?
ENRON didn't donate enough to the Democrats.
There are many other answers in a similar vein. Feel free to add your own.
Aaaand in other news: Why does David Letterman call his production company "Worldwide Pants?"
Because you need pants that size to cover the world's biggest a**hole.
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Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Trauma counseling costs extra.
Oh yea..BTW..
I thought you were joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it? and not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language...you need to chill dude!
I would have been fine if it weren't the sheriff's sheep.
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