Sports
Baseball (yawn) NFL (yawn), NCAA lacrosse - whaa? Another sure sign of the apocalypse. College basketball is well and truly over (sob) and even though the Footy season is six games in, the Magpies are getting hammered. Dammit. Injuries are really taking a toll. At least the buggered Lions aren't atop the ladder. Instead the surprising Saints are as yet undefeated. I'll be dinged.

Footy is a great game. Now I want to see those Collingwood boys pull it together and start kicking some arse.