Splain it to me, Lucy
Life delivered me of one of those face-wobbling "daaaahunyn?" moments (I don't think it translates well to the written word but if I demonstrated, you would know what I mean) as I was adding a book to my Amazon wish list. One of the options in the "Priority" section is "Don't buy this for me." To quote Moe Syzlak, Whaaaaaa?
If it's on your wish list, why would tell people not to buy it for you?

Sometimes life doesn't even make nonsense.