Taking the Cluebat Out of Its Protective Case
Here is the story:

ARIZONA - Wildlife handler hurt by captive wolves
PHOENIX -- A handler at a wildlife park suffered major injuries to the arms and legs after two wolves attacked her inside an exhibit, authorities said.
Heather Mueller, 34, lost a significant amount of blood but was in stable condition Friday after undergoing surgery at a Phoenix hospital.
Park spokeswoman Nadia Caillou could not say what prompted last week's attack or how it happened. Both wolves have been quarantined as the U.S. Department of Agriculture and Yavapai County authorities investigate the attack.

However the print version included this: "Park spokeswoman Nadia Calliou could not say what prompted last week's attack or how it happened."
(brandishing Cluebat) They're wolves you idiot! Not Pugs, not Dandie Dinmont Terriers, not even Rotweilers. THEY'RE WOLVES! (stashing Cluebat)