Updating the eBay Post
There is a certain satisfaction in watching an infomercial for the Tila FoodSaver (no link since I'm not pimping it) and seeing that I paid considerably less for mine off eBay than they charge even with the "ifyoucallinthenexthalfhour" price. I haven't used it yet but I will before long. Time to hit Costco for a few steaks!
And the Roomba, henceforth to be called "Red," is plugged into the wall, awaiting its opportunity to ramble around sucking up my leavings. Oh that was gross. Sucking up my detritus then.