Nouvelle Orleans Cuisine
In the manner of the Swanson "Angry Man" dinner posted much earlier, I present menu items from the new Big Greasy:

Crawfish Scumbo
Rot Beans and Rice
EtoufFEH!
Dirty Smelly Rice
Lake Pontchartrain Faecal Soup (not avialable in unleaded)
and for afters:
Beig-nyets

I'd feel horrible about this if ... only if ... OK, I can't come up with a reason to feel really horrible about this. I mean, there's the massive human suffering but if I were thinking about that, I wouldn't have made the "Muddy Gras" joke several days ago.