Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Scene
(interior, a home office, a phone call is joined in progress)
(voice over) Enigmatic Misanthrope: I guess that's about it. Any new bodies in the crawl space?
BlogDog: No. Just the one.
EM: No additions? You're a lousy serial killer.
BD: Actually I'm a very good serial killer. I got it right the first time so I didn't have to keep doing it over and over.
EM: Which is good because you already spend too much time with the moisturizer.
BD: So true. The good stuff's not cheap. But it does work.
EM: Quicklime would solve that problem.
BD: Also true but too clich├ęd. Talk with you later.
EM: Later.

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