Friday, June 26, 2009

Now This Is A Great Joke
(And totally stolen from here.)
So Feynman and Heisenberg decided to take a road trip together, with Feynman driving and Heisenberg in charge of the map. Every so often Feynman checks with Heisenberg for directions
“Where are we?”
“Forty three miles out of Tuscon. Take a left at the next exit.”
This sort of thing continues for a while, everything’s going well, when suddenly Heisenberg points— “Look out! Cop car behind the billboard!”
Feynman glances at the speedometer. “Relax, I’m going 55 miles per hour.”
“Oh, way to go, bonehead,” says Heisenberg. “Now we’re lost.”

My take was "At the Physics Bar:"
Bartender: Is that your drink Dr. Heisenberg?
Heisenberg: I'm not sure.


Gradual Dazzle said...

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Windy Wilson said...

That is every bit as good as the joke about Rene Descartes walking into a McDonald's and ordering a Big Mac. The clerk asks if he wants fries with that, and Descartes says, "I think not."
And Poof! He disappears.