Monday, March 22, 2010

Heh!
I made the Monday pun over at the Grouchy Old Cripple's place.
I pun. It's what I do.

6 comments:

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

Hey BlogDog..
You're are one of them thar' Obama haters..maybe you can help..how do I get one of them thar' $50.00 US Government "End of Life Pills"? ( I'll take a hundred) and while we're at it..I NEED to be on one them " Elderly Death Committees..
you got connections..hook me up?

BlogDog said...

You tap twice (no more!) on the door at that address I gave you. Wear a "Hulk Hogan" Tee shirt and headscarf. Slip twenty dollars in two dollar bills through slot and you'll get hooked up.
Mention my name and you get a complimentary facial peel.

Gradual Dazzle said...

Spatial feel?

Oh, wait. You said facial peel. Sorry.

BlogDog said...

I did neglect to say, however, that their idea of a "facial peel" is to use very large and very sharp knives to actually peel your face off. It's sort of a variation on our beloved Native Americans taking scalps. Only more so.

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

(*sniff..sniff*) seems to be sumpin' in the air..could it be..Virginia's Secession from the Union?

BlogDog said...

If only!