Is This How It Works?
President Bush cobbled together the education "reform" (which I think is defined in Washington as "Is there enough money to cover up the problems so we can't see them any more?") known as "No Child Left Behind."
And now Mrs. Obama is getting her designer panties in a wad over "childhood obesity." So nanny state government now wants "No Child's Behind Left."

It may as well be a dose of Megamucil, it's all gonna come out looking and smelling exactly the same.