Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Oh My God.
$7.00 and two and a quarter hours of my life irretrievably lost to the massive turd that is "Revenge of the Sith." Effects: wonderful. Fabulous even. Loved the gadgets, loved the planets. Never seen Natalie Portman look worse or be more wasted in a movie. The dialog has already been criticized (rightly) but the real problem is that the intelligence and logic of every single character with the sole exception of Chancellor Palpatine (who is the single best actor in the whole misbegotten mess) is beyond belief.
I'd like to get a copy of the script and subject it to some freelance samurai islamic fisking. Need I say that I'll not be buying the DVD of this steaming pile?

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