I'm not one of those who stands foursquare behind Sharel Crow.
UPDATE: Instapundit notes"By the way, Sheryl Crow says the whole toilet-paper thing was tongue in cheek...."
Tongue in cheek does not solve the problem either. Well maybe for the exceptionally flexible. But I recoil in horror from the thought. And why can't Prof. Reynolds spell Sherel Crow's name right?
UPDATE THE SECOND: I use one square. This one.