Get The Hell Off My TV!
I'm so sick of seeing ads for Elton John's 60th birthday party television show. As Dean Wormer would (or should) say, "Old, bald and queer is no way to go through life, son."
I didn't think I could come up with another one after last year's "message from Elizabeth Windsor" joke. I still got it.
UPDATE: A link is requested which forces me to get into the Wayback Masheen and find the referenced post. Turns out it wasn't an Elton birthday joke but an Elton getting married joke.