Hey!! E.M. really screwed up this time...I need some advice..
Ok..Ok..So she wasn’t the best conversationalist either..but by the 16th beer she was looking hot and she was mine!! Now she won’t go home…what do I do?? ...I was thinking of just dropping her off at the mall..wadda think?? (currently I got her standing out in the back yard on account of Mrs. E.M. coming home...I told her it was one of those lawn statues I picked up at Home Depot..I don't know if she bought it though..)...help...I'm trying to keep this on the down-low you know..