Just twisted thoughts:

!!FIRE!!

Because when you’re drunk enough, anything is awesome.

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

Live your life in such a way that

when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

The Devil shudders & says...'Oh shit..he's awake!!'

Free Tibet (Limit one per customer)

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.