There's really not
much need for fright,
as long as you outrun the light.

So just to be safe,
always run up the stairs.-Sean Moore

What lurks at the "bottom of the stairs"?
You know that creepy feeling and "back of your neck" reaction you get after turning off the basement light and running like hell up the stairs?.. Well.. last night my cats knocked over their bag of "Friskies" and a shelf, the resulting crash led me down the basement stairs to investigate...OMG!! raccoon??squirrel??..Nosferatu??...the weirdest thing..is..that..I.. don't ..
HAVE A BASEMENT!!!
AAAAAAAH!!!