Monday, August 27, 2007

My Neighborhood Should Be Getting Ready For A Huge Poop
The Verizon subcontractors are out stuffing so much fiber into my neighborhood that it should soon produce something "gigantic" and "with no more odor than a hot biscuit." A bowl of Colon Blow for Sterling, Va!
Of course this means that the workers are tearing up my neighbor's lawns and using some infernally racketacious masheen to thump down all the up dug soil and the relayment of sod. It sounds like a small helicopter running in the out of doors. At least this is being done in hot weather while all the windows are shut against the heat. Small consolation.

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