Friday, August 24, 2007

Use The Word "Metaphor" In A Sentence
It's taken astronomers to find my social life.

(To explain the post title, and I acknowledge beforehand that this joke only works when spoken but what the hey:
The teachers asks Johnny, "Please use 'metaphor' in a sentence."
Johnny replies, "I went out looking for a 'ten' but I only met a four.")

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