Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Kennedy Death Day
The celebrations will commence shortly. Idiots can celebrate his life. Thinking people can celebrate his death. The runt of the litter outlived all the others. Highly unusual.
As the old, old saying goes: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
UPDATE: I was turning over in my mind my line above about the runt of the litter when I had the revelation. This was the Kennedy that was not worth killing. Of course the people of Massachusetts hold him in awe which says more about them than about him. It's really time for the Kennedy mythos to die.


Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

I'm sure they're mourning hard over at Brown-Forman right now..Who will take up the slack??

For those who are not familiar..
Brown-Forman, is one of the largest American-owned spirits and wine companies and among the top 10 largest global spirits companies. It sells its brands in more than 135 countries and has offices in cities across the globe. In all, Brown-Forman has more than 30 brands in its portfolio of wines and spirits.
So hear me all incessant women chasing binge drinkers everywhere, a toast to Teddy! and to all of us who try to drown the pain of the past while easing our severe cases of arrested development and narcissistic intemperance.

The King is dead. Long live the King!

BlogDog said...

Once again, you make an excellent point. What's hotter than a pasty, blotched heffalump Senator with gin blossoms aplenty? American femininity must be in mourning.

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

From now 'till evermore... this day will be known as "Black Tuesday" amongst the bar owners from D.C. to Boston who were left with the good Senators unpaid bar tabs...

Gradual Dazzle said...

I hope God allowed Mary Jo to personally drag him to Hell by the nutsack.

No bitterness here. None at all.

Slimy, smarmy jackass.