On My Mind This AM
Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant sell Ho-Hos? Except he should make them about twice as big and call them Ho-Ho-Hos.
And, for that matter, George Foreman should sell black-eyed peas.
I should be in marketing.
UPDATE: George Foreman should sell black-eyed peas because he used to make a living by punching people in the face. And he already shills for just about anything. Just seemed a propitious combination of circumstances to me.