Just A Joke Before Reviewing
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

UPDATE:Another one is a similarly jocular vein.

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request dear." he said.
"Of course, John." his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob." she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"