Friday, January 22, 2010

30 Minute Meal..
Ok, so Rachael honey, you may not be the best cook in the world and your blatant disregard for the English language-EVOO, Nutrish, Spoonula..ug..may pluck my last nerve...but OMG!!..I'll be right over with a 55-gallon drum of E.V.O.O., some shrink wrap and my snorkle..

8 comments:

Gradual Dazzle said...

[sigh] I've often yearned for a hiney like that. I suffer from an assatall deficiency, myself.

Rach is cute, although I personally find Giada to be prettier. As for hunky dudes on FoodNetwork, I have a major lust for Morimoto. Damn, he's fine.

BlogDog said...

Nigella.

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

BlogDog..Nigella??..Somewhere over the rainbow...you would need a heart..Tinman.

Ms. Darizzle:
I also have a passion for Cat Cora....but then again I find lesbians two steps from my heart...meaning anyone who can eat ...(well you understand , we are talking about food right?)..better than I can ..well..I guess I just love women.

Giada is nice, the nose needs work and her pronunciation of words like spageeeeeti drives me nuts, but I bet she smells like "White Shoulders" ooooHHH so thats a plus..

Anonymous said...

Is her ass really that big? If they showed thatmore often, her ratings would go up by a factor of 10 (think Black male prisoners and such)!

Enigmatic's Misanthropes Genitals said...

Greetings Anonymous:
WTF kind of question is that? is her ass that Big??...those are Female buttocks..have you been with a well nourished female? Those are birthing hips... Jeeebus ..I would spend a years salary to be buried in that ham..Cremate my ass, mix my ashes with some " Summers Eves" and let me go around one more time.

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

I would never have posted something as crude as the above post. EMG is an imposter.

T said...

Yeah, that's an ass that would make a man spend money (which is the prime reason God made me broke).

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