Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Earthquake in Haiti!
Thousands left homeless! Damage estimated in the hundreds of dollars!

Joking aside, I hope for the health and well-being of those Haitians who are suffering the effects of the seismic event. Remember, the earthquake has done less devastation to your country than the continuing kleptocracy you've had as government for generations.


Gradual Dazzle said...

It's unfortunate and it's true. I loved the time I spent there, but it really is a godforsaken and accursed country. I grieve for the people who have to be born there.

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

OMG!! Its heartbreaking!!...Watch the news, look at all of the destroyed neighborhoods, gangs running wild, people piled up on the streets injured and dying, 45,000 Americans are there too!...Oh.. mistake..that was Manassas..

What we should do is send in the military and drive all indigenous population into the sea
then divide the Haitian half of the island into two parts.. First part- contains resort areas for us Americans to visit. Second part- contains huge prisons to house all of the terrorists that we capture.. and also for Obama's Presidential Library... This is the perfect time to sneak in and take over the country. I'll bet we can find oil there! Makes you wonder if it wouldn't just be best to drop about 20 "daisy cutters" in there and start over. Expect the Caribbean between the Keys and Haiti to be littered with boats and corpses in the coming months. This is going to be bad.

I intend to do my part and sponsor my own Haitian.
Hopefully… I'll find one that knows how to paint and do plumbing.

BlogDog said...

I have long admired your problem solving skills.