Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Thanks For Sticking Around
Regular blogging will begin again shortly. You may return your tray tables to the down position and loosen all articles of clothing that are constricting or binding. In the event of water blogging, your seat cushion will act as an absorbent pad. Should the blog lose air pressure, breathe really, really deeply as fast as you can and hold it until the blog reaches a level where pressure is normalized. For those of you in First and Business Class, the blog attendant will be passing out headphones that will allow you to enjoy "Pugs of War- The Musical" our in-blog movie.

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