Friday, May 29, 2009

Yeah, we saw the bat signal. Please turn that sh%t off. We don't work Fridays. Thanks.


BlogDog said...

Weren't they at Pep Boys?

Enigmatic Misanthrope said...

Batman: Don't dip your oar in this sordid sea, Robin. You might be besmirched.

Robin: !Holy Semantics Batman!, there will certainly be a lot of swinging in our bachelor pad tonight!

Batman: Let us ready ourselves to go out and look for the "foxes" who will be turned on by our "bulges".

Robin: Batman, maybe I should stay home tonight. Homework, you know.

Batman: I think you should acquire a taste for opera, Robin, as one does for poetry and olives.

Robin: Just because we're traveling, I don't think that I should neglect my studies, so I brought along one thousand key works of literature, my biological specimens, and my own desk.

Batman: Yes, I expect you to study hard.

Batman: Go back outside and calm the flower children.

Robin: They'll mob me!

Batman: Groovy. Too many Bessarovian Cossacks around here, Robin. If I'd joined you in the fight, some of them may have been injured.

Batman: Well, I think this calls for a cup of char at venerable Ireland Yard.

Robin: Char?

Batman: Yes, Robin, a colloquialism for tea.

BlogDog said...

I think I see another visit to Xtranormal for that dialogue....