I thought of calling this "Sex Ed" but since his fall, Ed McMahon has enough to worry about without me adding to the confusion.
I'm talking about this from the "Washington Times:"
Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School in Bethesda, Seneca Valley High School in Germantown and Springbrook High School in Silver Spring will take part in the high school course in which 10th-graders will be shown how to put condoms on cucumbers.I believe they could save the trouble of putting condoms on the cucumbers simply by using seedless cukes in the first place.
And what do you call a cucumber in a condom? A cuber. There's no cum.