Wherein I Channel Eric Clapton For The Benefit Of Hank Hill
(with apologies to J.J. Cale)

If you got a cold spouse, you can heat the house.
Propane.
If you want to grill steak, there’s one choice to make.
Propane.

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It’s a good buy, good buy, good buy;
Propane.

If you got bellies to fill, you can run your grill.
Propane.
Hot water for clothes, a tank with a hose.
Propane.

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If you want to taste meat, and not taste the heat.
Propane.
If you want to heat fast, use clean-burning gas.
Propane.

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