A Flying Spaghetti Monster Makes More Sense
Hindus worship melting ice stalagmite. At last, a good use for glowball warmening. Or maybe Gaia's pissed that she's not getting her due.
As a Chief Wiggum-based character once said, "Where's your messiah now?" Running downhill, you say! Amusingly, were the ice to evaporate without becoming water, it would be sublime.
Well, if worst comes to worst, the Hindus can always worship Ice Cube.