The News Just Doesn't Make Sense
It has recently been reported that IHOP is buying Applebee's restaurants. I don't mind a trip to the 'HOP because I'm a breakfast fiend. But I wouldn't go to the execreble Applebee's on a dare. Which is not the point of this post. This situation must be inverted to make sense: Applebee's CEO Steve Jobs announces the acquisition of the International House of Pancakes which will be renamed iHop.
There. Now it makes sense.