Crapity, Crapity, Crap, Crap, Crap
I have seen the future (television ads for "Son of the Mask") and it sucks.

And since I'm on the subject of crap: Jason Alexander's show "Listen Up" (or as discerning viewers say, "Listen! Crap.") Which kills me because the wife on the show is the lovely and delightful Wendy Makkena who was absolutely perfect as the shy young singing nun in "Sister Act." Oh well.

Psychic crap: "Medium" on NBC. Fiction was never fict-ier. What a show - a shite-filled Twinkie with the mega-annoying, ooogly Patricia Arquette as the star. I would crawl over broken glass for her sister, the gorgeous and amazingly sexy Rosana, so how can a female who shares the same DNA be so wretched. (You're one to talk. -Ed.) Shut up Ed!