Yawn 1: Baseball season is starting. (I leave the Yankee love to my co-blogger. Feel free to make them the Official MLB team of Pugs of War if you wish. I got no dog in that fight.)
Yawn 2: No hockey season. (Does this really require a note? ... I thought not.)
Yawn 3: "Hitch" appears to have been #1 at the box office last week. Conclusion - the American movie-goer does not recognize a crap-fest when it is flung by movie studio chimps directly at him.